CLOCK IN. LOCK IN. GET PUMPLOYED.
PUMPLOYED
THE JOB MARKET REJECTED YOUTHE MEME ECONOMY HIRED YOUNO CV · NO INTERVIEWS · NO BOSSDIAMOND HANDS REQUIREDQUESTIONABLE DECISIONS WELCOMECLOCK IN · LOCK IN · GET PUMPLOYEDYOU ARE THE WORKFORCE NOWGRIND THE MEMESWORK OVERTIMECHASE THE NEXT MOVETHE JOB MARKET REJECTED YOUTHE MEME ECONOMY HIRED YOUNO CV · NO INTERVIEWS · NO BOSSDIAMOND HANDS REQUIREDQUESTIONABLE DECISIONS WELCOMECLOCK IN · LOCK IN · GET PUMPLOYEDYOU ARE THE WORKFORCE NOWGRIND THE MEMESWORK OVERTIMECHASE THE NEXT MOVE
Pumployed mascot waving with a pump.fun lunch bag

Help wanted · Solana · pump.fun

Get
Pumployed

The job market rejected you.
The meme economy hired you.

Welcome to PUMPLOYED — the only job where your qualifications are diamond hands, questionable decisions, and an unhealthy obsession with the next pump.

No CV. No interviews. No boss telling you to work harder.
You are the workforce now.

Clock in. Grind the memes. Work overtime. Chase the next move.

Because while everyone else is looking for a job, we’re already PUMPLOYED.

Clock in. Lock in. Get Pumployed.

Market cap
Pre-shift
24h
—
Supply
1B
Tax / team
0 / 0

Compensation

Same pay stub
for everybody.

No insider round. No team wallet waiting to dump on the interns. Fair launch on pump.fun. You clock in at the same time as everyone else.

Pumployed carrying bags of cash and the pump.fun lunch bag
Form P-9 · Payroll
Total supply1,000,000,000
Team cut0%
PresaleNone. Walk-ins only.
Tax0%
Pay scheduleBonding curve → PumpSwap
ChainSolana

Orientation

Clock in.
Four punches.

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Phantom, Solflare, Backpack. That’s your badge.

  2. 02

    Load SOL

    Buy it anywhere. Send it to the wallet.

  3. 03

    Open pump.fun

    Paste the contract. That’s the time clock.

  4. 04

    Swap SOL → $PUMPLOYED

    Confirm. You’re on payroll. Don’t sell lunch.

Break-room PC · night shift

The floor.

Waiting on first print

Contract isn’t posted. When it drops, this terminal lights up. Telegram is the opening bell.

Break room

Don’t work
alone.

While everyone else is looking for a job, we’re already PUMPLOYED. Telegram is the break room. X is the bulletin board. Show up. Grind. Hold the bag.

Pumployed jumping with the pump.fun lunch bag

Fine print

HR memo.

Is this an actual job?+

No. The job market rejected you. The meme economy hired you. You don't get a W-2. You might get bags. You might get nothing.

What are the qualifications?+

Diamond hands, questionable decisions, and an unhealthy obsession with the next pump. That's the whole posting.

Where do I clock in?+

pump.fun. Copy the contract, connect a Solana wallet, swap SOL for $PUMPLOYED.

Is there a team allocation?+

Zero. Fair launch. Same bonding curve for the intern and the loud guy in Telegram.

Supply?+

1,000,000,000. 0% tax. Liquidity starts on the pump.fun curve and graduates automatically.

Contract?+

Not posted yet — it lands here and in Telegram the second we clock in.